Zombie Apocalypse-proof Metal Lunch Box - Durable, Survivable, Deadly

You need not worry about going hungry when the Zombie Apocalypse hits as long
as you have a Koncar & Co. metal lunch box. The following features will help
you survive to rebuild humanity after the dust settles:

- All-metal construction. With a body made from food-safe 5052 aluminum alloy,
this box is built to last. The completely analog construction also means it
resists blunt force blows, power outages, internet hacking, and
electro-magnetic pulse weapons. As an added benefit, the box can be used in a
pinch as a helmet to shield your brain wave activity from malicious
mind-control devices.

- Thoughtful details and components. The secure latch will protect the
contents from intrusion by Zombies, as they lack brains and opposable thumbs.
However, the living can easily work the mechanism. The full-size, solid
aluminum hinge will provide years of dependable service, and the zinc-plate
steel handle is well-balanced and comfortable to carry on all your missions
against the Undead.

- Designed with ease-of-use in mind. The rust-free construction means you
simply have to rinse the box out to remove crumbs, spills, and unwanted Zombie
fluids that may splatter on the box. Aluminum means the box is lightweight for
no-fatigue in the field, yet allows for fast swings should the box need to be
used as an impact weapon of opportunity.

- Impeccable design. Just because you face the walking dead every day doesn't
mean you can't cheat death in style (and make your fellow living beings
jealous).

Get yours now, before the Zombies chew through the cables and take down the
internet...

*If you'd like a personalized nameplate, please leave the name, word, or
phrase you'd like in the notes section of the checkout process.